The Demented Defective
He knew it looked bad, running away like that. But Nigel wasn’t about to explain himself from the confines of a rubber room.
He could explain the snake tossings, backside selfies, and corpse substitutes, but they’d just tilt their little boneheads and say, “What?” There was no time for that. Nigel had to get home before they— local lawmen, psyop warriors, or his wife—found that thing in his garage.
If this seems confusing, welcome to the club. That’s why there’s a book. To review, a UFO sighting, a silly séance, and a pair of frog-seeking bullies had riled things up back at the Sandovals. And that was just the prelims. When someone dies, things get really weird. Nigel must solve a mess of mysteries to clear his name. Easier said than done when you’re a perfect fit for the town’s only straitjacket.
If you’d enjoy laughing uncontrollably at a man crumbling from the inside out, then step right up. The Demented Defective–book three of the Bumbling Brit Abroad Mystery series–will let you scratch that itch without giving yourself away as a sociopath.