Defective for Hire
“…D. R. Lowrey’s debut is a delight.” –IndieReader review
The town’s newest resident, a loopy Englishman, believes there’s been a murder.
He also spends excessive amounts of time in the sun without a hat. How else to explain Nigel Blandwater-Cummings choosing New Antigua, Texas for his retirement? Temporary insanity? Negligible intellect? Holding the map upside down?
Whatever, back to that murder. Nobody thinks there’s been one except Nigel. Not his wife, who happens to be an experienced investigator. Not the local police, who spend too much valuable time chasing after Nigel. And not the Sandovals, whose property the victim died on.
If Nigel just had some evidence he could quell the local’s tendency to chortle behind his back and smirk to his face. To relieve the situation, he embarks on an undercover investigation which soon becomes the talk of the town. If there is a murderer, he’ll certainly know who’s after him. Could that be a bad thing? Could.
Defective for Hire explodes with scenes of an Englishman embarrassing himself, Texans embarrassing themselves, and pain-inflicting animals doing what pain-inflicting animals do. If you like nutty-but-engaging characters, witty dialogue, and hilarious twists, then you’ll love this first book in the Bumbling Brit Abroad Mystery series.
Buy Defective for Hire to catch up on the disastrous fun!